Archive for April 17th, 2003

The Friday 5.

Apr 17 2003 Published by Benito Vergara under Uncategorized

From The Friday 5:

1. Who is your favorite celebrity?
But what do you mean by celebrity? Right now my favorite movie actress is Julianne Moore.

2. Who is your least favorite?
Celine Dion, probably.

3. Have you ever met or seen any celebrities in real life?
Not really — saw Jack Nicholson biking on Figure Eight Island, off the coast of North Carolina by Wilmington. He waved.

My favorite celeb story would probably be when Madeline and I (and Izzy, in Madeline’s tummy) were walking somewhere in Venice when we heard this loud squeal coming from inside a shoe store. I turned to look and there, trying on shoes, wearing an orange tank top, was none other than Richard Simmons. (Madeline wouldn’t believe me at first.)

4. Would you want to be famous? Why or why not?
Sure I’d love to be famous (for all the right reasons). Who wouldn’t?

5. If you had to trade places with a celebrity for a day, who would you choose and why?
Can’t think — Renee Zellweger, maybe, if only for a free dinner at Nobu.

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boogie oogie oogie oogie.

Apr 17 2003 Published by Benito Vergara under music

From Walter Hughes’s “In the Empire of the Beat: Discipline and Disco,” in Andrew Ross and Tricia Rose’s Microphone Fiends: Youth Music and Youth Culture:

As the lyrics of disco songs make clear for us in a characteristically redundant way, the beat brooks no denial, but moves us, controls us, deprives us of our will. Dancing becomes a form of submission to this overmastering beat.

The oft-noted vacuity of the lyrics of disco songs is itself a part of the medium’s message: they usually strive only to translate the rhetoric of the beat into simple imperatives… Language is subjugated to the beat, and drained of its pretensions to meaning; almost all traces of syntax or structure are abandoned, reducing language to the simplest sequential repetition, a mere verbal echo of the beat itself.

This emptying out of language parallels the refusal of narrative structure in the song overall. There is rarely an identifiable direction, progression or climax in disco music; the prolongation of its own continuity is its only end…. In the discotheque, the ‘disco-text’ strives to shake off all remnants of its own textuality, to become pure, unconstructed, undifferentiated discourse, this purity being another expression of its unmediated power to stimulate dancing.

But if these words (“Get up get up get busy,” or “I’m so horny horny horny horny”) still comprise a “text” — “a tissue of quotations drawn from the innumerable centres of culture,” as Barthes put it — then what are their referents? Is there still some intertextual reference to the vast tradition of dance music, to funk and soul and blues and beyond? Or are they now truly devoid of meaning as hollowed-out signifiers, denoting only a triggered sample? The words, like the participants in the party on the dancefloor, are merely slaves to the rhythm.

My grad student Karen is writing her thesis on Filipino DJs in the Bay Area, and taking quite seriously DJ QBert‘s assertion (or maybe it was said by another member of the Invisibl Skratch Piklz) that turntablism was a language. Or like a language. In any case, I love the idea that there can be a syntax of scratches, a grammar of grooves — but none of which are simply floating signs.

The difference here — despite turntablism’s inherent subversion of notions of musical authenticity, or the aesthetics of “live” instrumentation, or (certainly for Filipinos) an interrogation of the racially dichotomous and racialized music industry — is that turntable DJs draw from a deep metatextual well of interrelated musical signifiers. A James Brown grunt here, a Winstons drum break there, a Bob James piano riff here — all are promiscuously incorporated into the turntable “text.” And while its language community — not as producers, but as hearers — could simply stand back and nod its head to the beats, there will still be a smaller coterie of insider language speakers — again, very much like a language, with its specialized jargon — who can identify, say, the guitar riff from the Chocolate Watchband’s cover of “It’s All Over Now, Baby Blue” from Beck’s “Jackass.”

So: do disco and turntablism speak a different language, and is one necessarily linguistically richer than the other?

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Patricia Barber wins a Guggenheim

Apr 17 2003 Published by Benito Vergara under music

One of my jazz pianists/singers/composers, Patricia Barber, just won a Guggenheim. Apparently she’ll be composing a song cycle based on Ovid’s Metamorphoses. (I would personally recommend her 2000 album Nightclub for Barber beginners.)

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What does the U.S. and the former Soviet Union have in common?

Apr 17 2003 Published by Benito Vergara under Uncategorized

And via Metafilter again — they’re on a real roll today — the United States in good company.

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Dating Tips

Apr 17 2003 Published by Benito Vergara under Uncategorized

Via Metafilter — man, I posted this link two weeks ago! — comes dating tips from the same writer, Michael Kelly:

Well, bear in mind that if you take her to dinner or the cinema or something and pay for it, she has to go to bed with you. If you split the bill but you pay for the drinks, you’re entitled to a grope at least.

If at the end of the night you drop her off at her place and she invites you in for a coffee, don’t whatever you do say, “No, thanks, it’ll keep me awake all night.” The coffee is unimportant, what she is really inviting you in for is Lurve. But it’s bad form to act aware of this. Even if you really don’t want a coffee and are confident of your chances, don’t say anything like, “I don’t want coffee, but I’ll come in for sex.”

..Once inside, the ritual of making coffee can be used to make subtle innuendo,e.g.:
..SHE: “How do you like it?”
..YOU (knowingly): “I like it well-ground…hot…wet…with lots and lots of cream.”

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