July 30, 2003

How I Discovered Sex.

One. Princess Leigh-Cheri masturbates.

Two. A female classmate in sixth grade reads me a passage about a housewife and a motorcycle rider.

Three. John fucks his sister Frannie; someone says, "Nothing like wet balls."

Four. Piet gets a golden shower from his wife.

Five. A woman fucks a guy up the ass with a dildo named Steely Dan III.

Six. A monk fucks Therese up the ass.

Seven. Rojack fucks his wife's maid up the ass.

Eight. A page-long, one-paragraph sex-scene ends with the sentence: "Silky red fuck."

Nine. Sophie rubs Stingo's come into her cheeks.

Ten. Alex manhandles a piece of liver.

Posted by the wily filipino at July 30, 2003 11:03 AM
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