One. Princess Leigh-Cheri masturbates.
Two. A female classmate in sixth grade reads me a passage about a housewife and a motorcycle rider.
Three. John fucks his sister Frannie; someone says, "Nothing like wet balls."
Four. Piet gets a golden shower from his wife.
Five. A woman fucks a guy up the ass with a dildo named Steely Dan III.
Six. A monk fucks Therese up the ass.
Seven. Rojack fucks his wife's maid up the ass.
Eight. A page-long, one-paragraph sex-scene ends with the sentence: "Silky red fuck."
Nine. Sophie rubs Stingo's come into her cheeks.
Ten. Alex manhandles a piece of liver.
Posted by the wily filipino at July 30, 2003 11:03 AM