Thanks to the Smurf Name Generator, I have the coolest Smurf Name ever -- cooler than "Stews In His Own Gravy Smurf,", cooler than "Lemon-Fresh Smurf."
I am Hannibal Smurf.
I will write it again: I am Hannibal Smurf.
Five afterthoughts:
1. Aimee, if you're reading this: check out Viggo Mortensen's Smurf Name. You will die.
2. It kind of sucks that my brother will also be Hannibal Smurf. Sorry. I am the Hannibal Smurf.
3. Orlando Bloom is Drippy Smurf.
4. Tom Cruise is Fetid Smurf.
5. I am the Hannibal Smurf.
Posted by the wily filipino at December 4, 2003 10:03 AMsorry honey but you are talking to MAN-EATING SMURF.
Posted by: barbara jane on December 4, 2003 09:59 PMI am Heterosexual Smurf!
Posted by: Eeksy-Peeksy on December 5, 2003 06:01 AMChesty Smurf?! does this mean viggo only likes chesty gals?? or that he himself is *chesty*?
Posted by: aimee on December 7, 2003 08:43 PMhey, ummm, u guys, i am the smurf, now shutup and go back to your tents
Posted by: chuck on May 14, 2004 11:02 AM