March 17, 2004

Instructions for White People.

Tuck under
thumb
   and hold firmly.

Add second chopstick
   hold it as you hold

a pencil.

Hold first
chopstick
in original
position.

Move the
   second one
up
   and
down.

Now you can pick up anything.

Posted by the wily filipino at March 17, 2004 07:40 AM
Comments

ha! brilliant (and slathered with irony??)! anyway, have you read truong tran's 'placing the accents'?

Posted by: barb on March 17, 2004 12:05 PM

good one, teach-

Posted by: irene on March 17, 2004 02:29 PM

Aray, di rin ako marunong mag-chopsticks. Well, actually, I manage. But barely. Can't eat rice with them though. And my 11-year-old daughter learned all by herself. Haaayyy....

Posted by: Sassy Lawyer on March 18, 2004 12:17 AM

Chopsticks, schmopsticks. Just put the food on a nice clean banana leaf and I'll save you the trouble of digging up some utensils.

Posted by: Joey "Thrilla from Manila" deVilla on March 23, 2004 08:18 PM

my favorite is when there are no words to instruct you, only pictures... and for the record, *I* have taught many a Filipino how to use chopsticks... talk about that irony... ;-)

Posted by: jesse on March 25, 2004 10:31 AM

Now you can pick up anything.

How 'bout chicks? :p

Posted by: psychicpants on March 25, 2004 05:34 PM

For the record, I actually didn't know how to use chopsticks until I had to meet my future mother-in-law. So there. (There really isn't much of a tradition in the Philippines for non-Chinese to use anything other than either bare hands (right, Joey?) or fork and spoon -- not knife.)

But the "instructions for white people" title came from the last line -- exactly psychicpants' point.

(Barb: no, I haven't read it, but Dust and Conscience (is that the title?) has been sitting on my shelf for a while now.)

Posted by: the wily filipino on March 29, 2004 07:19 AM
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