January 16, 2005

"The Tagalogs at the World's Fair."

To accompany the exhibition of Filipinos at the St. Louis World's Fair, the St. Louis Post-Dispatch published a series of full-page articles, or rather, lists of non-sequitur factoids about the people on display.

The excerpts below are from an article on the Tagalogs -- "They are many-sided orientals, these alert Tagalogs." -- dated July 17, 1904.

While many of the statements have a "scientific" directness to them -- "They have a literature of their own," "Their skin is a coppery brown," "They are devout Roman Catholics, but hate the monastic orders," "They are natural musicians." -- others take on a somewhat surreal quality:

- "They plunge into the sea amidst a school of sharks and fight the latter with long knives."

- "They are fond of gaudy dress and wear uniforms discarded by soldiers."

- "They bathe several times a day and change their clothing at every bath."

- "There are more pianos in the island of Luzon, in proportion to the population, than anywhere else in the world."

- "There is hardly a Tagalog family that does not boast a poet."

- "They do not kiss. They smell one another instead, placing the nose and lips on the cheek and drawing a long breath."

- "Up to the year 1844 the Tagalogs had no distinctive family names, being known instead by a certain harsh ejaculation."

Posted by the wily filipino at January 16, 2005 04:18 PM
Comments

"a certain harsh ejaculation" does not sound nice.

Posted by: BatJay, Ang Elvis ng Quiapo on January 17, 2005 10:49 PM

honga, harsh ejaculation. does my name sound like tamod?

Posted by: ibalik on January 18, 2005 10:00 AM

Harsh lang pag tinamaan ka sa mata.

Posted by: the wily filipino on January 18, 2005 10:08 AM

yeah sunny, that's really charming. btw i've noticed from your now playing thing you've been listening to a lot of vangelis. what gives?

Posted by: barb on January 18, 2005 03:16 PM

That was at the height of my jet lag -- I needed to hear the most soporific music possible...

Posted by: the wily filipino on January 18, 2005 08:42 PM
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