I have this recurring fantasy: A Ford Expedition cuts me off in my rusty '89 Honda Civic, forcing me to lose control and hit a fire hydrant, and the driver, cell phone in one hand and peppermint latte in the other, runs out to ask if I'm okay. I beat him to the ground and, just before I kick him in the ribs, I say, "And I bet you listen to Maroon [kick] Fucking [kick] Five [kick]!"
Posted by the wily filipino at June 7, 2005 06:36 PMLOL that's great sunny! worse would be: YOU listen to REO speedwagon ...
Posted by: barb on June 7, 2005 08:22 PM