Good lord. I was looking for reviews of Japanese noise artist Merzbow‘s Oersted on Amazon.com when their much-vaunted Apparel and Accessories page — plugged in different banners and tabs and music product details themselves — spat out this particular gem:
Customers who shopped for this item also wear:
* Clean Underwear from Amazon’s Eddie Bauer Store
* Ladybug Rain Boots from Amazon’s Nordstrom Store
* Suede Headwraps from Amazon’s International Male Store
* Cheetah Print Slippers from Amazon’s Old Navy Store
Merzbow listeners wear ladybug rain boots???