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Fetish-Find of the Month.

Whoa! The fetish-find of the month: Roy Orbison in clingfilm.

I start from the ankles and work up to the trademark dark glasses, wrapping slowly and carefully. Soon Roy Orbison is completely wrapped in cling-film. He is like a big black beetle wrapped in a silvery cocoon. The satisfaction is unparalleled by anything in my previous existence.

What next? Robert Pollard in jello?